Don’t mind my weird voice. Had to let everyone know THE LIES THIS GAMES TELLS.

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jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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Birthday selfie c:

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Birthday selfie c:

eeviltear:

Happy 21st birthday to my main man whore! I know it’s nothing special but I hope you enjoy your day with me shitting ourselves watching “Deliver Us From Evil” and shoving our faces with popcorn. Thank you for all the times you made me smile and piss on myself like an idiot. U kno I’m not good with showing affection so pls just tickle my left nipple and accept me for the piece of furry shit I am. Never forget how important you are to me and of course how much I love you. Happy birthday again you little bitch, may your wishes and dreams come true a.k.a me shitting rainbows and sparkles on your left knee. (Just 1 left knee) ok bye

Timestamp: 1408590656

eeviltear:

Happy 21st birthday to my main man whore! I know it’s nothing special but I hope you enjoy your day with me shitting ourselves watching “Deliver Us From Evil” and shoving our faces with popcorn. Thank you for all the times you made me smile and piss on myself like an idiot. U kno I’m not good with showing affection so pls just tickle my left nipple and accept me for the piece of furry shit I am. Never forget how important you are to me and of course how much I love you. Happy birthday again you little bitch, may your wishes and dreams come true a.k.a me shitting rainbows and sparkles on your left knee. (Just 1 left knee) ok bye

Anonymous:
BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! ONCE YOU ARE GIVEN THIS AWARD, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PASTE IT IN THE ASK OF 8 PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, BUT IT'S SWEET TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE THINKS YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT.

I don’t do that chain shit

Eminem: “i accept your challenge, Andre”

WHERE IS IT?!
HAS HE DONE IT YET?!??!
I NEED TO SEE IT

Timestamp: 1408549775

Eminem: “i accept your challenge, Andre”

WHERE IS IT?!
HAS HE DONE IT YET?!??!
I NEED TO SEE IT

jessicaannjames:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

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reblog-gif:

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mycabinispressurised:

every time i wear a band t-shirt i think someone will recognise it and we’ll talk and stuff

but no

(via nothing-but-pieces-of-thoughts)

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